June 2012
3 posts
May 2012
6 posts
funny short didactic story
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing...
“Smart Insult
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new...”
My Plea
Description: A short story I wrote last year.
The truth is I really can’t control bladder. Sometimes I just really need to go. To my greatest misfortune that moment occurred right during a family road trip to Chicago. The sad thing was my predicament is entirely my fault. I guzzled an entire 22 ounces of Earl Grey Tea from my Thermos from boredom. My parents are completely preoccupied with...
